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Sunday, May 29th, 2005
12:29 am
"Yo, D.D.," called out P. Wombat, "what came after the voodoo doll?"
Friday, May 27th, 2005
2:05 am
"I think that blue cheese has finally gotten to Walter, " one God said to the other, and with deep knowing glaces, the entire group of them led the deranged God away on a cloud stretcher while Pete and the Koala's, confused and overwhelmed by the presence of so many divine beings in such a sort amount of time, each wandered off in their own direction(luckily with Winkie the hamser wandering his way into pete's pocket) and together, they made the long, wandering trip across the great Down Under, having many adventures that did not involve Koala's in trench coats, until they arrived peaceably back near the prophetic dingo's den.
Sunday, May 15th, 2005
10:31 am
"That was mine!" roared the trench-coated koala, shaking his nuclear grenade launcher and the hapless Winky in his rage.
Thursday, May 12th, 2005
11:43 pm
"ok." said the Most Attractive God, and he took the gift certificate from Peter so that the plot could move on.
Thursday, May 5th, 2005
9:26 am
The god's above (by far the more attractive half than the god's below) whirled around in a misty white circle with ill-contained glee.
12:26 am
Both the koalas and Peter turned around to see the "God's above" had decended down to be spectators to this world-changing moment.
Monday, May 2nd, 2005
8:41 pm
"What'll you give me?"
9:16 am
"Yeah, whatever," had said the Koala in a sonorous voice, "have a cupcake and let's get down to business: why did you murder my brother???"
Sunday, May 1st, 2005
11:30 pm
The koala was holding winkie by the scruff of his neck, a nuclear weapon pointed at the innocent rodent, and Peter, filled with fear and anger, raised his weapon at the menacing foe and was about the pull the trigger when suddenly, the words of the old koala popped into his head like a bad hallucination while high of ecstasy.
Saturday, April 30th, 2005
4:42 pm
P. Wombat spun again with equally remarkably agility towards the sound of the voice.
Wednesday, April 13th, 2005
12:41 pm
Peter spun around with remarkable agility for one carrying so large a weapon and growled in his most threatening tone, "Give me back my Winky!"
Tuesday, April 12th, 2005
11:41 pm
"He's right over there, being held hostage by those Kowala's in trench coats."
Monday, April 11th, 2005
2:51 pm
Sunday, April 10th, 2005
8:42 pm
Deciding a sudden reversion to his wicked ways would be the best way to cope with a booger-dino and furthermore feeling really ticked that hir romance with the Scottish processing unit had once more been quashed (species incompatibility be d***ed), the wrathful wombat pulled a bazooka out of hir purse and aimed at the goober monster's slimy head.
5:09 pm
Indeed the gloobiness was such that the holy anchovy quite forgot the errand and fled in disgust to the nearest Bed and Breakfast for a shower, leaving P. wombat to hir own devices.
Saturday, April 2nd, 2005
12:00 am
And his gooberness did thus glob upon the world, and everyone within, and all cried out in loud voices, "Yuck" for the gloober was doth rightly yucky.
Wednesday, March 30th, 2005
11:39 am
"Impostor!" shrieked the ambivalent wombat, immediately noticing the lack of sexy accent.
Tuesday, March 29th, 2005
10:22 pm
"What, no heels?!!!!" a voice said behind him and Pete turned around to see his old friend, the flirtatious processing unit, his metallic lip quivering in disappointment.
5:35 pm
The wombat Peter, formerly known as Petra, but known as Peter even before that, was so overwhelmed with hir gender complex that ze did not hear the fish and instead whimpered, "Does this mean I have to give up my high heels?"
Tuesday, March 15th, 2005
9:40 am
"Arrrrggggghhhhhh!" screamed Pete, looking down at his sudden booblessness.
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